Ow that hurt. . . alot. . . But hey i'm still living!

*the skrall is dodging and killing most on the italics guy*

Skrall: I kill you now!

Get in here!

where? Ahhh! *suddenly gwithian is caught by the skrall and ripped to pieces*

Oh no!

*The Skrall pulls out a bag and puts gwithians bones in the bag and carrys it off*

Skrall: Now this looks like a good river to throw him in! hehe!

*the skrall throws gwithians bones in a nearby river*

whoa..wha..? where...am i? where is my BODY! i have lost my...oh god. . .

*Suddenly gwithian washes up somewhere and all his bones fall out*

Well, that's me all over then...hmmm i wonder *gwithians suddenly starts pieceing himself together, until he is himself again, well not really himself*

There! oh god, i'm a skeleton?! what the hell? this is just a dream it has to be....

*suddenly two children and a mother walk up to the beach and immdeitly run off again*

I need some clothes. . .

*Eventually gwithian is wearing some jeans, a shirt, a jacket, some cool shoes, a hat and some gloves*

Gosh it's hot in these. . . i better ask where the hell i am

*gwithian asks some one and while he is saying it he can't remember a word and keeps clicking his fingers, but then the person runs away*

hey come back! hmm

*gwithian looks at his hand and sees a fireball*

Is this me or am i turning into skulduggery pleasant?

*enevtalby skulduggery and valkire cain appear in the the door way chatting and immdeitly stop*

Hi um

Tanith low: Keep still *tainth is suddenly holding her sword to gwithians throat*

*gwithian takes off his hat*

Tada!

S.P: Oh my god.

V.C: What?!