I like bonfires, but buring evil trees is better

G.E: and the last fire ball! yes! i am AWWWWEE-SOOOMMM!!!

O.C: Yeah, well not so awsome because i think Miranda's has disowned you

G.E: What?

M.E: yeah you are embrassing to be with now

G.E: Dang.

S.P: Ah well you can hang out with us now

G.E: ok

S.P: So what is your name

G.E: This is a trick question isn't it

S.P: it might be

G.E: Ok, this is totally random my name is Gidsom Bastrap!

*silence*

S.P: Ok Gidsom

G.B: What? Hey you person who writes anitials when we are saying things turn it back to ge not gb, it makes me look like i am great britan!

Anitial guy: Can't! it's fixed already

G.B: Ah well

V.C: Cmon let's go and kill some bad guys

G.B: What bad guys?

V.C: I dunno.

G.B: What about my home? oh yeah a reflection. . .

S.P: Correct

Ow that hurt. . . alot. . . But hey i'm still living!

*the skrall is dodging and killing most on the italics guy*

Skrall: I kill you now!

Get in here!

where? Ahhh! *suddenly gwithian is caught by the skrall and ripped to pieces*

Oh no!

*The Skrall pulls out a bag and puts gwithians bones in the bag and carrys it off*

Skrall: Now this looks like a good river to throw him in! hehe!

*the skrall throws gwithians bones in a nearby river*

whoa..wha..? where...am i? where is my BODY! i have lost my...oh god. . .

*Suddenly gwithian washes up somewhere and all his bones fall out*

Well, that's me all over then...hmmm i wonder *gwithians suddenly starts pieceing himself together, until he is himself again, well not really himself*

There! oh god, i'm a skeleton?! what the hell? this is just a dream it has to be....

*suddenly two children and a mother walk up to the beach and immdeitly run off again*

I need some clothes. . .

*Eventually gwithian is wearing some jeans, a shirt, a jacket, some cool shoes, a hat and some gloves*

Gosh it's hot in these. . . i better ask where the hell i am

*gwithian asks some one and while he is saying it he can't remember a word and keeps clicking his fingers, but then the person runs away*

hey come back! hmm

*gwithian looks at his hand and sees a fireball*

Is this me or am i turning into skulduggery pleasant?

*enevtalby skulduggery and valkire cain appear in the the door way chatting and immdeitly stop*

Hi um

Tanith low: Keep still *tainth is suddenly holding her sword to gwithians throat*

*gwithian takes off his hat*

Tada!

S.P: Oh my god.

V.C: What?!

i'm feeling a bit woosy, a little bent and i feel like i'm going to be sick.

where the hell am i? (waking up again)

your in the italics guy mall! where else - wait are you human?

how did i get here? I mean i was in the concil of the Italics guy!

well, if you are human i want your help, follow me

uh ok. . .

you see i used to be the original italics guy, the one who was on orlaighs blog for fans or whatever that blog was

Were you? whoa.... that was a long time ago...

yes but now some skrall have --

STOP! you said Skrall? oh no... it was that bionicle blog wasn't it!

indeed it was and i need someones help to put them back where they belong. Infact alot of blogs have been opening up in since I invaded Milly monkeys blog

mad monkey not milly monkey.

*suddenly a Skrall burst in, a skrall is a nasty creature from bara magna (bionicle world) and they love to fight and so far never lost a battle, they are strong, fast, and have a temper, They also have a shield and blade which they like to use alot and you don't want to get in a skralls way*

Oh god! Run!

ahhhhh!!!

what will happen next to our heros?--

Now that's a change, you can't be italics guy so you have to be bold guy! hehe

Oh god please no!

*gwithian is lying face flat on the ground*

wha....what? why are you all bent? it's me isn't it?

I.C: No, we are the italics concil and you sir, have made a hole in the roof. A very special one at that

you what?

I.C: yes! and you seem to have come through from earth

are you telling me i'm on a dirffirent planet?

I.C:yes.

Oh god *gwithian falls back on the ground again*

I.C: Oh dear

Sending skids and mudflap away because they are annoying me

Hi everyone this is a new blog! because i am sending skids and mudflap away because they are annoying and they want to help fight megatron so see ya!

Bye man!

see ya!

well that's it then no more skids and mudflap. . .ah well *gwithians phone rings*

Hello?.....

hello this is orlaigh! get us out now help ahh i'm going to die--

wait what? what are you doing?

we are in malice an--buuuuuuuuuuu...........

malice what the hell is that? ah well well anyway off i go whoops! *gwithian trips and falls in a hole*

ok oplease tell me this is not alice and wonderland

what will--

how the hell did you get here? oh wit a second you were hiding in skids and mudlfap wern't you!

well i--

GO!

fine. . .

A little Break. . .

phew i am so tired. . . hey skids your running out of petrol we need to pull in

ah ok *skids pulls in 5 minutes later into a petrol station*

right so um ah dammit! why do i have to be over 17?

i'll do it!

i am gonna get somthing to eat i am starving! *gwithian runs into the shop*

ok here i go um opps *mudflap bangs against a post alot of people stare in awe*

there!

you are stupid!

*meanwhile. . .*

Argghh!! *optimus prime is thrown to a building and tries to get up but can't suddenly sideswipe skids round megatron and cuts his feet off while rachet comes flying up and uses a grinder and chops off one of megatrons arms then bumblebee blows the other arm off and optimus prime stabs megatron*

Urggh....................

*meanwhile*

I'm back-- what are you doing???

*mudflap is seems to be distorying the petrol but he is actually trying to stop the hose*

AGHGHHH!!

*gwith runs over and turns it off*

phew. . .

The big slop...

oh my god what is happening to the ice cream?! * the ice cream suddenly bursn and slops out the back*

god man what was that?

*later on with bumblebee... megatron brings his harpoon claw down on bumble but sideswpe comes in and chops meatrons harpoon off, hooks megatron around the neck and zooms down to the ground bringing megatron with him. Megatron screams in anger and shoots sideswipe*

S.S; ahhhhhh! *side swipe crashes into a nearby building* uhhhh.........

hhmmmmhmhmm!!! *bumblebee trys to duck megatrons blows but they are to powerful and bumblebee is thrown to the side and doesn't move*

Haha You Dead--

I don't Think so! *Suddenly optimus prime comes out of nowhere and graps megatron and hurls him across the street*

*back to skids and mudflap*

wait let me out! i knew this wasn't a good idea putting the ice cream in mudflpas boot

*they look and see ice cream-- well ice cream lava all over the street*

whoa...

Ah crap man!

The Chase

Go go go!!!

aright aright!

lets go baby!

*skids and mudflap zoom around a corner and drive at 160mph... a camera flashes at them*

No it didn't

*sorry*

skids can you contact sideswipe?

Yeah man.. hey man....

S.S: shut up i am getting aim *side swipe is driving under starscream and suddenly transforms and leaps up at starscream, except that star scream zooms away at top speed and side swipe grabs nothing.*

S.S: god dammit! *side swipe hits the floor with a thud.*

hey look those are your cars there!

oh yeah!

cmon! *skids and mudflap drive over and knock gwithian out of the car and transform.*

can i please have the green this time?

i like the green!

oh fine...

*they take there transformations and gwithian jumps in mudflap*

hehe!

shut up. i wanted him!

just drive! oh no...

*megatron is standing outside*

Hang on a second where is bumblebee?

hmmmmhhh!!!! *bumblebee crahses into megatron and punchs him megatron swipes at him but bumblebee ducks and does a roly poly and shoots megatron.*

Aaarrghghh! You Will Pay For That!!

oh there he is!

cmon skids lets roll!

thats my line!

*they drive off out of the car park and race after starscream*

Sideswipe, Don't ask

Ok we are getting millions of people coming and taking our ice cream sundae which i was saving for later

C.P(Carpet people): We can't reach!/ What's the big fuss!/Move it! etc etc...

ring-a-ling come down and get ya ice creams

*From far away*

Ow That Has To Be Really Painful

megatron you are silly to crash into a lampost

Why Couldn't You Get Them?

well i was busy.

You Fail Me Yet Again StarScream... GET THEM!

*Back at the penny kettles house

Oh no! i see starscream! Skids and Mudflap drive quickly! no wait stop! go back for wombat!

*They drive up to wombat*

W.E: No go on without me i need to sort out this!

Oh fine drive drive drive! *the zoom off* Hey look theres sideswipe! and...oh no sideways!

Ah Crap man!

Shut the hell up!

Guys! Ok..

*Sideswipe and sideways drive into eachother*

Hope: Ahhhh!

Oh nuts i thought they would want there ice cream sundae! Go go go!!! *the drive away and skids and mudflap split apart*

Oh ou ow oof i Screwed that up i'm ok oooh

Dis is combat man whats wrong with you! *Punchs mudflap*

arggghh!

hey skids i'm a bit squashed you transformed when i was still inside

Soz! *transforms gwithian gets out transforms back again*

*Meanwhile*

S.S(Sideswipe): *transforms* Clear a path!

*Side swipe runs on his wheel feet to the back of side ways, and then back flips over to teh front of side ways and throws one of his blades into the front of side way and pulls it across cutting side ways in half*

S.S: Damn i'm Good.

Ok i think i am getting the hang of this

Right now skids and mudflap are complete going mad a hitting devastator and it seems to be working!

DIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!! I'M GONNA BUST YOUR FACE OUT!!!!!

YEHHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! *skids hits devastator in the eye and it explodes! devastator falls to a ground and doesn't move*

Yes!

Stand Back... *megatron suddenly is standing behind gwithian*

(Gulp) *gwithian turns around and looks up at megatron* Um hi?

*starscream comes flying in and transforms* So you caught them?

Yes I Did

you suck man!

yeah decepticons are popsicles!

yeah!

WHAT?!

We gonna pop a hole on you ass!

What did i say....

Humph.

whwooohmooooo"Oh god..." "You have totally done the wrong thing i mean oh my god!"whwoommmee

yeah i know bumblebee

YOU SHALL DIE!!!

Shall we run for our lives?

oh yes lets!

Skids and Mudflap: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

I'LL GET YOU!

bumblebee get starscream!

Enough!

I have had enough...

oh crap!

*They drive around a corner and see devastator (which is a transformer made of 7 transformers) and bumblebee, skids and mudflap transform*

whooommoowww (in a amreican acscent) "I can't belive this!" whwooommoo

*devastator roars and starts sucking up the street*

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*bumblebee and Gwithian run and grab on to a lamp post while skids and mudflap look in awe at desvastator*

Whoa! look at this mother...

*somthing flying towards devastator hits skids on the head*

Mean robot sut!

*skids and mudlfap run away*

AHHHHHHHH!!!!

I got ya! no!

Skids! oh ow ee! *mudflap holds on to somthing and lets go he is being sucked up* i don't wanna die! *now mudflap is holding on to the rim of devastators mouth* Comfutable grip point! wait no! aahhhh! *swallows mudflap and chokes*

He dead! he got so ate...

"ah shi--" *bumblebee cuts of the radio at that point*

Oh heck

He got all ate up Boohoo!

*suddenly devastator cries out in pain and mudflap bursts out of his eye*

he never eats me! i'm gonna bust your face out! *hits devastator violenty*

I'm here mudflap!

whhooomoooo!

I'm doomed

OK i am going to be sick now

Right ok having two transformers is enough i do like them but they are really annoying!

Oh my god.. this is bad starscream and megatron here arrhh *faints*

Oh yeh! we will be beatiful infront of dem!

your ugly!

i'm ugly?! i'm you twin you stopid genuis!

hey guys whoa! hey!!! (mudflap is thrown into the house and the house crumbles down.)

right that is it i-- oh no!

(a chevrolet camero comes in tot eh garden and transformers into the bumblebee)

oooh moooohoooo "I'm so exctied i just can't hide it"

you like the way that feels! (mudflap punchs skids)

No not one bit! hey! (bumble bee pciks skids and mudflap up and hits them and then throws them away)

Now thats rude

(suddenly some bullets shoot from out nowhere and hit gwithian in the arm)

yeooww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oohohhmmoohh (a james bond voice sort of radio clip) "Get in the car..."

ok! (bumblebee transformers and gwithian jumps in)

hey we are right behind you! (transforms)

me too! (transforms)

Two Cars...

Here is how it happend. I woke up one moring too find two cars in my backyard. Simple as that, But they weren't only cars they were transformers. So i went to investagate (Bad Idea) and i found this.

(Skids Punches Mudflap) Ow! Whatcha do dat for eh?! dat really urt!

Its supposed to hurt it's a ass kick!

Oh. My. God. OK YOU GUYS NO MORE FIGHTING AND NO BAD WORD

now thats rude!

Yea! you show 'im bro! Ill shoot! (mudflap starts shooting and then he goes of course and shoots skids)

Ow man! you shot me in da face!

Oh heck.

What will happen--

Now you listen you have been hiding in your own blog but not in other peoples!

Yea! he is an ass!

WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BAD WORDS!

now dats rude!

sorry i wil just go then.

Yahoo! (skids kicks the italics guy across the contenent back into hawii

(back in hawii)

Phoebe: Did it work?

I got kicked by a transformer all the way here.

(in gwithians house)

So that is how it happend and i hope there isn't any plotlines Oh My God. (Gwithian sees megatron and starscream on top of a building) Doomed.