I like bonfires, but buring evil trees is better

G.E: and the last fire ball! yes! i am AWWWWEE-SOOOMMM!!!

O.C: Yeah, well not so awsome because i think Miranda's has disowned you

G.E: What?

M.E: yeah you are embrassing to be with now

G.E: Dang.

S.P: Ah well you can hang out with us now

G.E: ok

S.P: So what is your name

G.E: This is a trick question isn't it

S.P: it might be

G.E: Ok, this is totally random my name is Gidsom Bastrap!

*silence*

S.P: Ok Gidsom

G.B: What? Hey you person who writes anitials when we are saying things turn it back to ge not gb, it makes me look like i am great britan!

Anitial guy: Can't! it's fixed already

G.B: Ah well

V.C: Cmon let's go and kill some bad guys

G.B: What bad guys?

V.C: I dunno.

G.B: What about my home? oh yeah a reflection. . .

S.P: Correct

Ow that hurt. . . alot. . . But hey i'm still living!

*the skrall is dodging and killing most on the italics guy*

Skrall: I kill you now!

Get in here!

where? Ahhh! *suddenly gwithian is caught by the skrall and ripped to pieces*

Oh no!

*The Skrall pulls out a bag and puts gwithians bones in the bag and carrys it off*

Skrall: Now this looks like a good river to throw him in! hehe!

*the skrall throws gwithians bones in a nearby river*

whoa..wha..? where...am i? where is my BODY! i have lost my...oh god. . .

*Suddenly gwithian washes up somewhere and all his bones fall out*

Well, that's me all over then...hmmm i wonder *gwithians suddenly starts pieceing himself together, until he is himself again, well not really himself*

There! oh god, i'm a skeleton?! what the hell? this is just a dream it has to be....

*suddenly two children and a mother walk up to the beach and immdeitly run off again*

I need some clothes. . .

*Eventually gwithian is wearing some jeans, a shirt, a jacket, some cool shoes, a hat and some gloves*

Gosh it's hot in these. . . i better ask where the hell i am

*gwithian asks some one and while he is saying it he can't remember a word and keeps clicking his fingers, but then the person runs away*

hey come back! hmm

*gwithian looks at his hand and sees a fireball*

Is this me or am i turning into skulduggery pleasant?

*enevtalby skulduggery and valkire cain appear in the the door way chatting and immdeitly stop*

Hi um

Tanith low: Keep still *tainth is suddenly holding her sword to gwithians throat*

*gwithian takes off his hat*

Tada!

S.P: Oh my god.

V.C: What?!

i'm feeling a bit woosy, a little bent and i feel like i'm going to be sick.

where the hell am i? (waking up again)

your in the italics guy mall! where else - wait are you human?

how did i get here? I mean i was in the concil of the Italics guy!

well, if you are human i want your help, follow me

uh ok. . .

you see i used to be the original italics guy, the one who was on orlaighs blog for fans or whatever that blog was

Were you? whoa.... that was a long time ago...

yes but now some skrall have --

STOP! you said Skrall? oh no... it was that bionicle blog wasn't it!

indeed it was and i need someones help to put them back where they belong. Infact alot of blogs have been opening up in since I invaded Milly monkeys blog

mad monkey not milly monkey.

*suddenly a Skrall burst in, a skrall is a nasty creature from bara magna (bionicle world) and they love to fight and so far never lost a battle, they are strong, fast, and have a temper, They also have a shield and blade which they like to use alot and you don't want to get in a skralls way*

Oh god! Run!

ahhhhh!!!

what will happen next to our heros?--

Now that's a change, you can't be italics guy so you have to be bold guy! hehe

Oh god please no!

*gwithian is lying face flat on the ground*

wha....what? why are you all bent? it's me isn't it?

I.C: No, we are the italics concil and you sir, have made a hole in the roof. A very special one at that

you what?

I.C: yes! and you seem to have come through from earth

are you telling me i'm on a dirffirent planet?

I.C:yes.

Oh god *gwithian falls back on the ground again*

I.C: Oh dear

Sending skids and mudflap away because they are annoying me

Hi everyone this is a new blog! because i am sending skids and mudflap away because they are annoying and they want to help fight megatron so see ya!

Bye man!

see ya!

well that's it then no more skids and mudflap. . .ah well *gwithians phone rings*

Hello?.....

hello this is orlaigh! get us out now help ahh i'm going to die--

wait what? what are you doing?

we are in malice an--buuuuuuuuuuu...........

malice what the hell is that? ah well well anyway off i go whoops! *gwithian trips and falls in a hole*

ok oplease tell me this is not alice and wonderland

what will--

how the hell did you get here? oh wit a second you were hiding in skids and mudlfap wern't you!

well i--

GO!

fine. . .

A little Break. . .

phew i am so tired. . . hey skids your running out of petrol we need to pull in

ah ok *skids pulls in 5 minutes later into a petrol station*

right so um ah dammit! why do i have to be over 17?

i'll do it!

i am gonna get somthing to eat i am starving! *gwithian runs into the shop*

ok here i go um opps *mudflap bangs against a post alot of people stare in awe*

there!

you are stupid!

*meanwhile. . .*

Argghh!! *optimus prime is thrown to a building and tries to get up but can't suddenly sideswipe skids round megatron and cuts his feet off while rachet comes flying up and uses a grinder and chops off one of megatrons arms then bumblebee blows the other arm off and optimus prime stabs megatron*

Urggh....................

*meanwhile*

I'm back-- what are you doing???

*mudflap is seems to be distorying the petrol but he is actually trying to stop the hose*

AGHGHHH!!

*gwith runs over and turns it off*

phew. . .

The big slop...

oh my god what is happening to the ice cream?! * the ice cream suddenly bursn and slops out the back*

god man what was that?

*later on with bumblebee... megatron brings his harpoon claw down on bumble but sideswpe comes in and chops meatrons harpoon off, hooks megatron around the neck and zooms down to the ground bringing megatron with him. Megatron screams in anger and shoots sideswipe*

S.S; ahhhhhh! *side swipe crashes into a nearby building* uhhhh.........

hhmmmmhmhmm!!! *bumblebee trys to duck megatrons blows but they are to powerful and bumblebee is thrown to the side and doesn't move*

Haha You Dead--

I don't Think so! *Suddenly optimus prime comes out of nowhere and graps megatron and hurls him across the street*

*back to skids and mudflap*

wait let me out! i knew this wasn't a good idea putting the ice cream in mudflpas boot

*they look and see ice cream-- well ice cream lava all over the street*

whoa...

Ah crap man!